I’ll probably regret doing this, but here’s how I’m gambling my $1200 COVID stimulus check [1].

I’ll update this with my logic or lack of logic later.

Update: 5/26/2020:

I’ve checked my 2020 Stimulus Check Portfolio and as of 5/26/2020 this portfolio is up 34% ($415) in a little over a month.

Notes

1. I’m an idiot. I’m not a financial advisor. I probably won’t beat the market. Everything in this post should be viewed as a gamble and not an actual investment.

This post was originally shared on Medium, but I’m backing everything up on my personal blog.